So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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