well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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