I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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