Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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