I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You were trust falling into bushes
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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