I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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