thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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