I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i dont even know how to be here
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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