Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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