i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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