i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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