bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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