I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bar mat shot.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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