it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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