I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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