WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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