I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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