dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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