I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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