I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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