i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i now understand why vodka
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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