That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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