how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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