I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
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okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
my poor anus
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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