Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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