She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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