i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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