yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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