yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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