dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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