I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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