those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
why is half of my head shaved?
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