She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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