would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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