Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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