It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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