where am i from again
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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