I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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