Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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