We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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