love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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