Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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