me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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