We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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