I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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