I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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