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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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