Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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