haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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