You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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