Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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